What if their was a way for you to do something you believe to be impossible, if their was a way for me to, i would instantly be able to teleport anywhere i wanted to. what would you choose to do?
Thing you wish you could do
though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the baddest mother fucker in the valley
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Smurf Sex
Are the Na’Vi from “Avatar” just smurfs all grown up and that figured out how to have sex with trees?
So Board
Have you ever been so board that you decided to teach yourself something you had no idea how to do? If you have, what did you teach yourself?
The way to lick your own elbow
things your need:
1.) your elbow
2.) your tongue
3.) a very good looking member of your sexual preference
you first lick the tongue of the member of your sexual preference and then they very very quickly lick your elbow
have fun with that kids, it’s a damn easy way to get money and a kiss for drunk folks
